I don't know if we were the only ones to do this but an old girlfriend and I used to read our fortune cookies out loud and always append them with …in bed. I ordered extra fortune cookies with dinner just so I can say them in my head.
Kindness is a gift that never goes out of style …in bed
Create your own definition of success; it's personal …in bed
You will experience joy in the beauty of the night sky …in bed
Take care of your relationships; they are the mirrors of your heart …in bed
A creative breakthrough is coming close …in bed
In hindsight it's not as fun or as amusing as I remember. Or maybe the fortunes have gotten more generic. Or maybe it's not as funny doing this alone.
I do love fortune cookies though